I will give Okwalinga a blowjob- Dr. Stella Nyanzi promises TVO

After two days Tom Voltaire Okwalinga disappeared from the Internet, the FDC population was shivering as Andrew Mwenda kept rejoicing saying he has been practicing Investigative Journalism for the last 22 years and he has finally made TVO diminish from Facebook.

Yesterday, Okwalinga came back online with more gossip, a thing that made all the opposition members happy including Dr. Stella Nyanzi was too much excited to the extent of promising him a blowjob if she lands on him.

She thanked him for lowering Andrew Mwenda and re-appearing back online proving Andrew Mwenda’s words wrong.

“Banange, somebody please tell TVO Tom Voltaire Okwalinga that I love him/ her/ them/ it very very very much! I will be TVO’s valentine…

“TVO just kicked Andrew Mwenda in the teeth with one foot, and in the nuts with another foot! Ouch!!! I am waiting to see how the blubbering false prophet will reopen his yabbering mouth to speak nonsense about TVO. Mbu TVO nyonyonyo, TVO nyanyanya, TVO nyenyenye. Mwenda kanyenyenkule bunyenyenkule.” Said Stella Nyanzi.

She went ahead to describe him with all sorts of sweet names as someone who gives her the inner total satisfaction.

“TVO kabalaggala wange ambalaggala eri munda mu busomyo. Amazima ddala TVO is uncatchable and unstoppable. Imagine TVO returning just as Mwenda was nyonyonyoing more lies about him. TVO, TVO, TVO” Nyanzi kept moaning the TVO Name.

Nasa Tushabe

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